{"id":208,"date":"2025-03-09T17:22:44","date_gmt":"2025-03-09T16:22:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/kritosette.fr\/?p=208"},"modified":"2025-03-09T18:40:02","modified_gmt":"2025-03-09T17:40:02","slug":"con-comme","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kritosette.fr\/index.php\/2025\/03\/09\/con-comme\/","title":{"rendered":"Con comme"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>C\u2019est l\u2019histoire, l\u2019histoire d\u2019une petite femme ;<br>Adorant, adorant une \u00e9mission o\u00f9 la litt\u00e9rature fait sa reine<br>Attendant, attendant jusqu\u2019\u00e0 plus soif un magazine moqu\u00e9 par les tabacs,<br>Fantasmant sur un acteur, beau, mais con comme un balai sans manche<br>Et cherchant loin le pass\u00e9 l\u00e0 o\u00f9 l\u2019on ne trouve que du temps.<br>Cette histoire, l\u2019histoire tragique de cette reine,<br>Cette reine dont les r\u00eaveries ornent les pens\u00e9es<br>Dont les songes ne vont pas plus tard que le bout de l\u2019annulaire<br>Cette reine dont les balbutiements sont d\u00e9crits comme \u00e9trangers \u00e0 toute volont\u00e9 de jaillir le mot\/\u00e0 toute langue dessin\u00e9e<br>Dont le souffle de la s\u00e9duction ne s\u2019est jamais arr\u00eat\u00e9 \u00e0 la moindre fen\u00eatre<br>Bah, cette reine est morte.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>11\/03\/2015<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>C\u2019est l\u2019histoire, l\u2019histoire d\u2019une petite femme ;Adorant, adorant une \u00e9mission o\u00f9 la litt\u00e9rature fait sa reineAttendant, attendant jusqu\u2019\u00e0 plus soif un magazine moqu\u00e9 par les tabacs,Fantasmant sur un acteur, beau, mais con comme un balai sans mancheEt cherchant loin le pass\u00e9 l\u00e0 o\u00f9 l\u2019on ne trouve que du temps.Cette histoire, l\u2019histoire tragique de cette reine,Cette [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-208","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-non-classe"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/kritosette.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/208","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/kritosette.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/kritosette.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kritosette.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kritosette.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=208"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/kritosette.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/208\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":212,"href":"https:\/\/kritosette.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/208\/revisions\/212"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/kritosette.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=208"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kritosette.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=208"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kritosette.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=208"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}