{"id":428,"date":"2025-03-09T17:26:45","date_gmt":"2025-03-09T16:26:45","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/kritosette.fr\/?p=428"},"modified":"2025-03-09T18:41:25","modified_gmt":"2025-03-09T17:41:25","slug":"ce-nest-pas-grave","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kritosette.fr\/index.php\/2025\/03\/09\/ce-nest-pas-grave\/","title":{"rendered":"Ce n\u2019est pas\u00a0grave."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Alors que je voulais aller dormir et que mes mains sexy cherchaient \u00e0 se joindre en pri\u00e8re, j\u2019eus cette riche id\u00e9e.<br>Il fallait se soigner. Soigner.<br>Une ampoule gr\u00e9silla.<br>Faire dispara\u00eetre le chagrin.<br>Bizarre, ce profond chagrin me quitta sur le coup. Je voulus le retenir, en avare, dans mon gentil c\u0153ur.<br>D\u00e9sordre temporel aidant, une toilette s\u2019imposa. Je me perdais dans une boucle. Le savon sur mes mains sales glissa et je ne pus aller vers toi pour te laver de moi.<br>Chagrin alors d\u00e9c\u00e9d\u00e9, sa trace se r\u00e9pandit.<br>Mon pantalon craque. J\u2019ai grossi je suis pleine de larmes.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>08\/01\/2018<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Alors que je voulais aller dormir et que mes mains sexy cherchaient \u00e0 se joindre en pri\u00e8re, j\u2019eus cette riche id\u00e9e.Il fallait se soigner. Soigner.Une ampoule gr\u00e9silla.Faire dispara\u00eetre le chagrin.Bizarre, ce profond chagrin me quitta sur le coup. Je voulus le retenir, en avare, dans mon gentil c\u0153ur.D\u00e9sordre temporel aidant, une toilette s\u2019imposa. Je me [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-428","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-le-bruit-du-verre-brise"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/kritosette.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/428","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/kritosette.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/kritosette.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kritosette.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kritosette.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=428"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/kritosette.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/428\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":429,"href":"https:\/\/kritosette.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/428\/revisions\/429"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/kritosette.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=428"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kritosette.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=428"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kritosette.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=428"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}